- Boy: I think you are ABCDEFGHIJK
- Girl: What does that mean?
- Boy: Adorable, Brilliant, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fun, Great, and Hot.
- Girl: Okay...what does IJK stand for?
- Boy: I'm just kidding.
June 2011
58 posts
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. They never expect it back.”
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A really bad rejection
- Boy: I like you a lot. Do you like me?
- Girl: No.
- Boy: :(
- Girl: You never asked me if I loved you.
- Boy: (YES!) Do you love me?
- Girl: No.
“To steal from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.”
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“The last thing I want to do to you is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.”
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“I DON’T FRICKENING CARE.”
—Unknown
“I’m not as random as you think I salad.”
—Rebecca
“Who wasted my rechargeable battery?!”
—Simone
